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Today I took my imaginary dog for a walk.  The experience was strangely exhilerating.  I walked all around the street dragging a leash on the ground. People ogled and wondered what the hell I was doing. I waved and said hello.     I let my imaginary dog drop imaginary turds in the grass, then I bagged it up and threw it away.  When I came home, I gave the dog some imaginary food and I went to sleep in my imaginary bed.

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I went outside at around 2:40 to see the lunar eclipse.  At first, the moon was a very thin crescent.  It was pretty frickin cold outside too, so I went in and out of the house.  Eventually I ended up outside for a whole hour just staring at the eclipse which looked like a red pearl in the night sky.  I was a beautiful sight, as it is a rare event in 372 years for a total lunar eclipse to happen.  This was actually the first time in my life I actually saw a lunar eclipse.  My friend Chris in Indiana couldn't see it because there were too many trees in his neighbourhood.  He was pissed.